Cockney

Apple - stairs
Barnet-  hair
Bird- time
Bread-   Money
Lath- master
Oats- footpath
Bull-   Row
Chevy or Boat-  Face
Dog-  Phone
Hank-   Starving
Score-    £20
Pony-   £25
Monkey-   £500
Jug/Rosie-    Tea

Ace of Spades ---------- AIDS

Apples and Pears ------------- Stairs

A la Mode --------------- Code

Anneka Rice --------------- Advice

Ayrton Senna ---------- Tenner (10 pound note)

Adrian Mole ------------------ Dole

Acker Bilk ---------------- Milk

Abergavenny ---------------- Penny

Adam and the Ants ------------ Pants

Dancing Bears -------------- Stairs

may i kiss you   ------   plant a smacker on me lips